A high ranking New York police administrator was arrested for assisting while her husband (a gang member) and her son (also a gang member) were performing a drive by shooting of a rival gang member. My guess is that she is also a gang member.
She is the (get this) “Deputy Commissioner of Wellness” for the Mount Vernon Police Department. WTF is a “Deputy Commissioner of Wellness?” My guess is it’s a DEI position that pays lots of money and was created solely as a showcase position that allows the department to show how woke they are without having to place a lot of responsibility on the HNIC’s shoulders.
Just don’t be dissin them, or they might do a drive-by on you and your hood and shit.
Gnome sayin? Dat hoe be represenin.
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Henry · August 7, 2026 at 7:29 am
She made $138k last year in that police job (in a suburb of NYC).
JBB · August 7, 2026 at 9:05 am
LOL Haven’t heard HNIC since my dad used to say it, and I’m an old boomer. Love your writing, you’re my first read every day since I retired.
ghostsniper · August 7, 2026 at 9:07 am
It’ll be rehired.
“The allegations are unrelated to her duties with the Mount Vernon Police Department and do not stem from any conduct associated with the Department or the performance of her official responsibilities,” the Mount Vernon Police Department said in a statement.
Skyler the Weird · August 8, 2026 at 10:55 am
The Deputy Commissioner of Wellness is a good friend of MT Vernon mayor Shawyn Patterson-Howard. Probably explains a lot.
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