Try to understand what this young criminal is saying.
— POLICE | CRIME | BODYCAM (@Policecamz) January 9, 2025
I can’t understand anything. This is the level of young criminals that our schools are producing.
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25 Comments
Joe Blow · January 10, 2025 at 11:41 am
Never. Ever. Not ever, not once, will that parasite ever be anything but a drain on society, for the entirety of its existence in this mortal world.
Cederq · January 10, 2025 at 12:44 pm
You’ll need to get ahold of Barbara Billingsly to translate ebonics…
Sardaukar · January 10, 2025 at 12:46 pm
They need to get Mrs. Cleaver who speaks Jive (‘Airplane’ movie reference). 😅
TRX · January 10, 2025 at 12:55 pm
I’ve connected to phone sales and tech support people who spoke some kind of unintelligible hip-hop gibberish.
These people… they’re the “face” of a company; the only ones most of their customers will ever have any contact with. They don’t see their fancy offices, trophy secretaries, or peruse their nicely printed stock reports.
The phonedroids from India or Pakistan might have thick accents, but they’re easier to understand.
SoCoRuss · January 10, 2025 at 1:38 pm
Never fear, If he plays football, all will be forgotten. He will get a big name collage free ride with someone to attend class and take tests for him. He will make millions in the NFL. Then after he retires, he will be on ESPN as a analyst calling us bad names and racists…
Birdog357 · January 10, 2025 at 1:42 pm
Ebonics, or just genuine southern gibberish? There’re from Georgia….
Dirty Dingus McGee · January 11, 2025 at 4:45 pm
Having unfortunately had interactions with the northern version of hood rats, the language is pretty universal. It’s not just a southern thing. Same with the Mexifornia versions.
Probably most of them don’t understand what the other is saying either, which could explain why they seem bent on shooting each other for being “dissed”.
Birdog357 · January 12, 2025 at 12:50 pm
I’ve heard lily white rural people from down south that are just as unintelligible. The dialects all up and down the east and south east are just moronic sounding…
Dirty Dingus McGee · January 12, 2025 at 5:32 pm
Being as you’re lumping southern and northeast dialects together (which are completely different) as “moronic sounding”, what dialect is most pleasing to your obviously highly educated ear?
I have spent time in every state except Alaska, been to Canada and Mexico and was always able to communicate with folks. Sure there some words or phrase’s I didn’t quite understand initially, but am smart enough to be able to work thru it. All with a public school education and a BS from night school. Guess I’m just not educated enough to think of the speaker as a slack jaw yokel.
Ed · January 12, 2025 at 1:07 pm
They’re
At least Southern gibberish speakers can spell.
Kirberto · January 10, 2025 at 2:15 pm
“Now, I say, cut that out! What’s it all about, boy? Elucidate!”
– Foghorn Leghorn
Thank goodness for closed captioning.
Dan D. · January 11, 2025 at 9:43 am
“Insubordinate and churlish!”
Cartoon and comedy writers have a better vocabulary than our so-called leaders. No wonder Dennis Miller didn’t last as an NFL commentator.
WallPhone · January 12, 2025 at 2:20 pm
Us young wippersnappers remember this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHFrU8mCwk&t=555s
None Other · January 10, 2025 at 5:48 pm
So, this begs the question….who did the subtitles?
Dirty Dingus McGee · January 10, 2025 at 6:12 pm
As much as the mumbling is incomprehensible and hilarious, I REALLY like the pants worn down around his knees. Not sure who that is gonna intimidate, or impress, but at best it will knock folks over with a laughing fit.
I’ll go out on a limb and predict that within 5 years he will catch a 20 year stay in state prison as a repeat felon, probably on a homicide charge. Lower chance he will become the rocket surgeon he is obviously studying to become.
Xzebek · January 10, 2025 at 6:41 pm
That language is also known as Chimpish.
Papa · January 10, 2025 at 7:38 pm
The kid being arrested sounds like he has some sort of mental disability.
Literally some level of retardation.
Makes me wonder about his care before birth, immediate months and years after birth.
Many more like him are adult aged.
Skeptic · January 11, 2025 at 9:30 am
Probably an IQ between 70 and 75, which makes him only slightly below the average American negro. There are millions like him out there.
Tree Mike · January 10, 2025 at 9:30 pm
OMG, I made it half way through, recognised several words, not that they made sense, or anything.
Grumpy51 · January 10, 2025 at 11:41 pm
Sorry, couldn’t resist 😎
https://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s
oldvet50 · January 11, 2025 at 8:36 am
I watch a show called ‘On Patrol: Live’ (sort of like Cops or Live PD) and there is a black female cop in Monroe, La that also speaks Jive. It is really scary to not be able to understand what a police officer is telling you to do – I expect that ‘language’ from a certain group but definitely not the cops!
TRX · January 12, 2025 at 10:41 am
There’s plenty of video of uniformed “law enforcement officers” holding their guns sideways, just above eye level, in the gangbanger style.
That screams “fake cop” to me, but apparently they’re real.
Noway2 · January 11, 2025 at 10:41 am
Years ago, back when I lived in a city subdivision, a few house away you could hear a loud argument, but not understand a word of it. First would be a male voice yelling something unintelligible, followed by a female voice doing the same, then a loud smacking or slapping sound followed by the male yelling FUCK! The only word I could understand. Whether it was being used as an exploitive or a command, I don’t know. In any case the pattern repeated several times. My mother, who was visiting, called it a good ol’ nigger fight.
JP_IN_MI · January 11, 2025 at 8:43 pm
Forget about reading that dude his Miranda rights… no way could his words be used against him in a court of law!
LargeMarge · January 11, 2025 at 11:48 pm
I can translate, I speak enonyoix):
* “…’ere, my good man, would you be so kind as to fetch me my reading jacket?”