If you find a cache of Civil war era gold bullion weighing in at several tons, you quietly dig it up, cart it off, and KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT before melting it down and selling it off in small batches over a number of years. The last thing that you should do is tell the FBI, because they will take it from you, keep it, and declare its very existence to be classified.

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Stacks Edwards · March 8, 2021 at 8:47 pm

What kind of idiot tells a government about unclaimed gold?

    Divemedic · March 8, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    The kind that doesn’t get to keep any of the gold.

why · March 8, 2021 at 9:23 pm

If you engage the feds on anything, you deserve what you get……..

    BEN G · March 9, 2021 at 1:55 pm

    One of my most basic rules for life is: Never invite The Man into your life.

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