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Now Food Hates Women

I like bacon cheeseburgers, cheesesteaks, loaded nachos. Who doesn’t like a good barbeque? Some smoked brisket? Or a good old fashioned tailgate party. Soyboys, trannies, and avocado toast munching liberals, that’s who.

Apparently, if you enjoy “dude food” you are a misogynist. You hate women and their salmon and broccoli dinners and are destroying American families. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Well, I’m a man, and I like salmon. Last week my wife prepared a plank of wild salmon, couscous and green beans. The green beans of course were loaded down bacon and bacon grease.

I enjoy tacos, hamburgers and especially barbecue, but there’s nothing wrong with salmon, if prepared correctly.

When I read crap like that, I want to ask the author, “project much?” They’re just projecting their biases onto the world.

What about women who like those foods? And there are many millions of them. Then they fill it out with junk associational studies that don’t demonstrate anything.

Utter waste of page space, and reading time.

So their logo is a sea horse, the male carries the babies there at some point I dont remember but I remember Morgan Freeman narrating it, and their website doesn’t allow comments. Yeah that already paints a picture.

I’m confused by the strawmen points and articles. You know what goes great with steak? A big ol pile of steamed broccoli, brussels, and onions lotta fiber. Everything shes arguing seems in bad faith.

Fathers and sons spending time together? I fondly remember being considered old enough to hang out with the men around the BBQ pit, being taught how to arrange the wood in the smoker and listen to their stories and ‘guy talk’.

Exclusionary to woman? HAH let me tell that to my best friends German mother whose kitchen rivals any oktoberfest tent just any given day.

Any bint who tells me she doesn’t like my choice of meal will be promptly told to suck my dick. They want to bitch about oppression? I’ll show them oppression. It’ll mean going hungry until they are grateful for whatever food they are given, and that won’t happen until their fat cottage cheese asses and guts from too much starcucks and junkfood melt away. Bodies shoddily adorned with inkstains and scrap metal are also disqualified straight away.

Besides all that, I’ll not even consider listening to any woman bitch and moan unless I’m routinely getting nookie from her. And that’s not happening if she doesn’t look good enough (to my personal standards) to bed. A high carb, low protein diet makes them a pasty chub in short order, and if they even think of opening their mouth to complain under those circumstances, I’m shoving an apple in it.

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