A 32-year-old single mother of three daughters clocked in at FedEx and decided to use her time on the clock to send out an SOS for a millionaire boyfriend. She poured her heart out on TikTok, saying she wants someone to come home to, who will treat her kids well and be a true 50/50 partner. The problem is the internet immediately did the math on her situation and started letting her know why she can’t find the man she is looking for. If you are interested, you can see the video pitch here. (It’s the only linkable version I could find)
A 32 year old mother of three kids from at least two different fathers, whose looks aren’t any better than a 5 and is covered in tattoos isn’t very hard to find. In short, there are a million or more women out there just like her, who squandered what value they had when they decided to get creampied by multiple men and had a few kids. This woman needs to take a realistic view of what she is offering in comparison to what she wants to receive in this deal. What does she offer?
- Looks? No. She is below average in that department, and her looks will get worse as she ages.
- She is obviously broke, so there is no financial incentive.
- Brains, skill, scintillating conversation? Likely not.
In short, she doesn’t bring much to the table. The most positive thing I can say about her is a potential man knows she isn’t a tranny, which is a rather low bar to clear. There are millions of women out there who are in a better position to find a man. Now what is she looking for?
- A millionaire who will support her and the three kids she has with other men.
- A partner who will share everything with her. Again, every woman wants this.
- I’m betting she wants looks, athleticism, and a man at least 6 feet tall.
- I’m guessing here, but I would assume no older than 50 years old.
There are about 1,000 men in the entire nation who would fit these requirements. She’s looking for men who are far beyond her ability to snare. That’s why her dating experiences are so poor. She can no longer use sex appeal to get men, and no one with real money is going to see any real value in taking care of other men’s kids. (especially men in the plural)
One logical tension is also worth noting: wanting an equal partnership and wanting someone to take care of her and three children are compatible only if “take care of” means mutual support. If it means he must carry most of the financial responsibility, then it is no longer an equal-partner criterion—and the candidate pool would likely be even smaller. Now imagine how many women who are out there just like her, all competing for these men. Likely millions. Snowballs in hell have a better chance than this middle aged, average looking woman with the stretched out equipment.
Women seem to think that this isn’t a competition. All of them have been conditioned to think the possession of a vagina is enough. Women like this have reduced relationships to a straight up barter exchange, but bring nothing to the table with which to trade. They have no personalities and spent their youth and good looks by jumping into bed after bed, and now are saddled with the offspring of several of those males.
This woman has no chance whatsoever of finding this tall, good looking millionaire who will share everything equally, because she has nothing to offer that will make this an equal relationship. She already has lost anything she might have had that makes her valuable in the small dating market she finds herself in.
She might as well have made a video asking for a man who has invented a time machine, so she could go back in time and tell herself to take some birth control pills.
EDITED TO ADD:
Even if she isn’t going to hold to wanting a millionaire, she still has the extreme requirement of asking her Prince Charming to raise someone else’s kids. That’s tough. I dated a woman with kids once. It was a nightmare. I had to deal with her, and every time a kid did something fucked up and you said something, she would remind me that she was the parent, not me. Then I had to deal with this other dude coming around all of the time, a dud I knew she was attracted to, or she wouldn’t have had kids with him.
I swore I would never do it again.
25 Comments
Himself · August 13, 2026 at 7:12 am
Hoof!..Plain would be a compliment. She’s nothing to look at already, the nose stud makes it worse.
Women like her are legion. I’ll bet at least one kid is black.
This is the same thing the late great Kevin Samuels would show. When these women would go on his channel he’d size them up and ask that exact question – what do you bring to the guy. And every one of her answers he’d say they don’t need or want that. Somewhere along the way he’d comment that the one thing they had to give the man, a child, she gave to another man. Men, actually.
She’ll get some slob to wife her up. She just needs to go on sale.
oldvet50 · August 13, 2026 at 7:24 am
Given the vast number of relatively rich liberal men in this country, it’s not a bad attempt. Some people DO win the lottery.
YourAverageJoe · August 14, 2026 at 3:16 am
I cannot look at anyone with a nose ring.
I find them repulsive and I want to get away from people that have them.
They are groady to the max.
Zed · August 14, 2026 at 3:34 pm
Joe, I don’t think there is an “A” in Grody, Dude.
Big Daddy · August 15, 2026 at 10:51 pm
If she did find the dumbass she wants, and he fixed her problems, she would resent it all the way back into Tyrone’s arms.
Kentucky Headhunter · August 13, 2026 at 8:00 am
Brutal, but also cringe. Bringe? Crutal?
Dumpy. Tats. Nose ring. Bad hair.
Wants to find “love” but same person must also solve all HER problems.
Woof.
J J · August 13, 2026 at 8:22 am
Hopefully these women will serve as an example to the young girls exposed to them to learn that going through your early adulthood getting tatted, pierced and spreading your legs unprotected is not the path to happiness.
I miss the days when seeing a woman tattooed and pierced was an anomaly. So many attractive young women ruining their bodies for life. Women, it’s not attractive and it’s definitely no longer edgy or setting yourself apart.
juvat · August 13, 2026 at 8:32 am
Wanna place a bet that if she does find a rich bachelor that would marry her, she’d be filing divorce papers the day they were elegible?
juvat
Joe Blow · August 13, 2026 at 8:57 am
I keep coming back to the idea of ‘equity’. I didn’t grow up with this notion, but for some reason, people today seem to think that everyone deserves equal outcomes? I grew up watching mutual of omaha, life is not equal, ask the prairie critters in africa…
We see it in so many places and ways, however? Your screed about grades and schooling for example. Little Johnny puts in zero effort, gets zero grade – not in our world of equity! Johnny should get a 50%, because it would be more equitable. Da Fuq? Participation trophies, same.
Used up ho-bag ain’t worth a wet-fart demands a 666-man (6 foot tall, 6-pack abs, 6-figure salary), but she can’t even land a hoodrat drug-dealer. Equity says she should be fucking Michael Jai White, and because she believes that, she goes on tic-tok and makes a video.
There is a fundamental problem among society today (correlated to females and youth, but I’d digress) where they have completely disconnected from all physical reality. From economic to gender issues, reality is suspended and they fight tooth and nail to be brought back to reality.
The coming snap-back is going to be one for the history books. This isn’t just politics, we’re talking about laws of thermodynamics here… One reason I’m so black-pilled. It ain’t just one issue we’re dealing with. It’s a suspension of reality. When reality bites back, look out! That’s whats coming.
turnkey · August 13, 2026 at 10:44 am
My daughters were 4 and 5 when their mother passed very unexpectedly. I didn’t have rich, beautiful women banging on my door wanting to make my life easier, so I don’t have much sympathy for her.
dave in pa · August 13, 2026 at 1:33 pm
yup. there is a damn ocean of girls just like her ,in the same boat all wanting some “white knight” to come and save them. used to work in the medical field. there where hundreds of them.
all wanting the same thing. 6 foot plus, rich or close to it. and willing to take on the nightmare their lives have become. single moms are a dime a dozen. there is no lack of them. ask them WHY did you divorce your guy and you always seem to get the same reply from them. “it wasn’t enough” I was a single parent with 2 kids. yeah, lots of fun. anyway, my EX even AFTER getting married and divorced 3 TIMES, she still loves me. yeah. right. she loved my bank account. but that was after she realized just how bad she fucked up. she missed MY
house and car that worked. and all of the bills paid. THAT IS WHAT SHE LOVED.
just like all of them do. as for what they bring to the table, not fucking much if anything at all besides bills that need paying. and their “kids” are a problem in their own right.
most of them are brats at best. monsters at the worse. who in their right mind wants to deal with that shit ? just glad as hell I old and out of the dating game as it where.
ask any of them why would any dude who has HIS act together, house, car/truck and money in the bank want to take on the nightmare that is you ?
if she has kids, she added a few pounds to say the least of it. so looks is off the table.
chance are you will “get lucky ” on the first date if you have a nice “working” ride too.
either way, there is a very good reason why dudeds are walking away fro her.
Skyler the Weird · August 13, 2026 at 3:09 pm
With things going the way they are, when hyperinflation hits, there’ll be a lot of millionaires out there for her. A big mac will be $50000 but hey!
nones · August 13, 2026 at 3:20 pm
She wants a millionaire husband…people in hell want ice water…
lynn · August 13, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Sigh. Bad decision after bad decision. And odds are that her parents have disowned her. And she wants a tall millionaire man to whisk her away. Not gonna happen.
Barefoot Peckerwood · August 13, 2026 at 4:25 pm
I didn’t even have to play the video to.know she smokes the coal. So she should.quit her whining and continue to pay her toll for niggerdom
wreck · August 13, 2026 at 4:33 pm
Too Greta
Zed · August 13, 2026 at 6:52 pm
I have a different view on this.
I met and married a single mother with two daughters, aged 5 &7in 1994. The Dad was out of the picture, so I lucked out in not having to deal with the Ex. The reason he stayed 6 states away was his desire to avoid paying Alimony and Child support. And, he made it. Both daughters turned 18, and we never saw a penny from him in 14 years.
Now, the rest of the story. I have one of the 6’s. I’m Six feet tall. I’ve worked in Auto Dealerships and Oilfields for the last 30 years. My wife stayed home and watched the kids. (we had a Son in 1995) My Wife and I celebrated our 31st anniversary last December. All three Children are now employed, Tax Paying Adults. Oldest is a Teacher, Middle sells Freeway Street signs, and the youngest works for the State as a Geologist.
I lucked out and together we raised 3 Unicorns.
Looking back on it, I had some tailwinds that really helped. My Wife and I were realistic about what we wanted, and what we could get. Neither us are Ugly, but we are not Models either. That helped. I was always the girls father. I did everything a Dad did, because I was a Dad. All the Good Things, all the Bad things. It has been a rocky, but rewarding 30 years, and I am truly blessed.
Lastly, I know that my experience is not typical, and I would in no way recommend doing so now. A widow, Maybe.. A single mom with kids, No way. Things have changed too much.
Gerry · August 14, 2026 at 8:40 am
Well done sir to you and your wife.
lynn · August 13, 2026 at 7:31 pm
She wants a babysitter with a checkbook. She does have a nice vehicle (the headliner is not hanging down).
She should go to church but I note that she did not mention that whatsoever.
Treefarmer · August 13, 2026 at 8:54 pm
Hey cutie, wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first. You made your choices and there’s no do-over in the game of life.
Mike C · August 14, 2026 at 5:43 am
There is one (possibly two) positives you missed here.. she is employed! Wearing the Amazon shirt indicates that she is on the delivery side and not in the warehouse. Yeah, that’s not huge, but she is actually trying. Another plus is that since she is on a delivery side, one can conclude that she has no felony convictions, DUIs, or an ankle monitor. That leads to the second positive, she is probably not an active drug user. Admittedly that’s a stretch as its hard to tell about active drug use from the video. Now how many baby mommas with three kids are holding down a job, no felony convictions, no DUIs, and not on probation are out there? That some quality babe right there! She is going to get snatched up quick! Well, probably by some guy that weighs maybe 150, covered in tats, fresh out of jail, and already has been narcan’d a couple of times this month, because that’s the way she probably rolls, but still..
Jim · August 14, 2026 at 5:59 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR7HcqsBOdg This is the best I can do to help. But hey what can I say? I’m a giver!
Skeptic · August 14, 2026 at 1:22 pm
Modern women are sold a bill of goods. They are led to believe that what they do with their bodies is completely their decision and of no consequence to them. They are told that the single mom is the most exalted thing to be in the world, and that they don’t need no man. And this gal has an endless procession of other unhappy women on social media telling her, “You go girl, you’re a queen, find a king!” And then she ends up 32, lonely, with three kids and no man who gives a shit about her.
There’s a reason that the term is MILF (Mom I’d Like to Fuck) and not MILM (Mom I’d Like to Marry). Because the truth is that, given the choice of equal women, one with somebody else’s kids and one without, no man worth a shit is going to go for the single mom. She can get someone to fuck her, of course, but not wife her up. They are fraught with problems, drama, constant financial need, and if they’re mudsharks, possible physical danger as well. And I guarantee that if she found her perfect guy, she’d say, “Of course you know my kids will always come first,” and he’s taking the dregs.
A crude analogy, but a single mom is a little like a used tire. If a tire costs $100 new, and a used one is being sold with 50% tread left, it had better sell for $25. Because the first 50% of the tread is the best for roadholding, ride, noise, etc. With this woman, whoever knocked her up first got the very best she had to give. Her body was probably at its best, she didn’t have baggage, her face probably looked better, and she was probably a happier person. Few women can keep their sex appeal after motherhood. To be fair, I’ve known a few, and I can even think of a couple that got hotter and more appealing as they aged. But I guarantee this isn’t one of them. It’s sad, because there’s an entire generation of women who have ruined themselves this way.
Stealth Spaniel · August 14, 2026 at 7:25 pm
OH.Good.Grief!! Where to begin?? Has her highness really looked in the mirror? Imagine, if you will, you are THE GUY she wants more than anything in the world. YOU have worked your way up the corporate/medical/banking/law/government/ETC ladder through tenacity, sleepless nights, thousands of boring meetings, and sheer policies of almost murder to get into THE BIG LEAGUES. You now can take those fabulous vacations, have the mansion on the hill, hobnobbing with the rich, beautiful, and well-to-do. Your name and business is known far and wide, the press releases love you, and you get doors opened because your personal business scored big. A lotta work. You come home to frumpy; with the nose ring, no makeup, no hairstyle, the tattoos and no idea how to act in a social situation. This woman is WAY OUT OF HER LEAGUE. The man she wants is looking at 20-27 year olds, with some sort of a degree, good bloodlines for future progeny, and can be Katherine Hepburn or Grace Kelly in all social situations. In the old days, when we were a normal society, mothers beat manners, breeding, and uptown status into daughters. It is time to embrace the past and get back to basics. Like it or not: women do not have and will NEVER HAVE the same societal boundaries as men. And no-we are not equal.
Matt · August 15, 2026 at 10:01 am
I read an article years ago by a woman psychologist called something like “why men prefer porn and Playstation to dating”. Think I saw it on Kim du Toit’s old blog. She basically says modern women are slefish, self centered bitches., and most men just dont want the hassle. She admitted that she caught massive amounts of shit over the article.
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