A 32-year-old single mother of three daughters clocked in at FedEx and decided to use her time on the clock to send out an SOS for a millionaire boyfriend. She poured her heart out on TikTok, saying she wants someone to come home to, who will treat her kids well and be a true 50/50 partner. The problem is the internet immediately did the math on her situation and started letting her know why she can’t find the man she is looking for. If you are interested, you can see the video pitch here. (It’s the only linkable version I could find)
A 32 year old mother of three kids from at least two different fathers, whose looks aren’t any better than a 5 and is covered in tattoos isn’t very hard to find. In short, there are a million or more women out there just like her, who squandered what value they had when they decided to get creampied by multiple men and had a few kids. This woman needs to take a realistic view of what she is offering in comparison to what she wants to receive in this deal. What does she offer?
- Looks? No. She is below average in that department, and her looks will get worse as she ages.
- She is obviously broke, so there is no financial incentive.
- Brains, skill, scintillating conversation? Likely not.
In short, she doesn’t bring much to the table. The most positive thing I can say about her is a potential man knows she isn’t a tranny, which is a rather low bar to clear. There are millions of women out there who are in a better position to find a man. Now what is she looking for?
- A millionaire who will support her and the three kids she has with other men.
- A partner who will share everything with her. Again, every woman wants this.
- I’m betting she wants looks, athleticism, and a man at least 6 feet tall.
- I’m guessing here, but I would assume no older than 50 years old.
There are about 1,000 men in the entire nation who would fit these requirements. She’s looking for men who are far beyond her ability to snare. That’s why her dating experiences are so poor. She can no longer use sex appeal to get men, and no one with real money is going to see any real value in taking care of other men’s kids. (especially men in the plural)
One logical tension is also worth noting: wanting an equal partnership and wanting someone to take care of her and three children are compatible only if “take care of” means mutual support. If it means he must carry most of the financial responsibility, then it is no longer an equal-partner criterion—and the candidate pool would likely be even smaller. Now imagine how many women who are out there just like her, all competing for these men. Likely millions. Snowballs in hell have a better chance than this middle aged, average looking woman with the stretched out equipment.
Women seem to think that this isn’t a competition. All of them have been conditioned to think the possession of a vagina is enough. Women like this have reduced relationships to a straight up barter exchange, but bring nothing to the table with which to trade. They have no personalities and spent their youth and good looks by jumping into bed after bed, and now are saddled with the offspring of several of those males.
This woman has no chance whatsoever of finding this tall, good looking millionaire who will share everything equally, because she has nothing to offer that will make this an equal relationship. She already has lost anything she might have had that makes her valuable in the small dating market she finds herself in.
She might as well have made a video asking for a man who has invented a time machine, so she could go back in time and tell herself to take some birth control pills.
2 Comments
Himself · August 13, 2026 at 7:12 am
Hoof!..Plain would be a compliment. She’s nothing to look at already, the nose stud makes it worse.
Women like her are legion. I’ll bet at least one kid is black.
This is the same thing the late great Kevin Samuels would show. When these women would go on his channel he’d size them up and ask that exact question – what do you bring to the guy. And every one of her answers he’d say they don’t need or want that. Somewhere along the way he’d comment that the one thing they had to give the man, a child, she gave to another man. Men, actually.
She’ll get some slob to wife her up. She just needs to go on sale.
oldvet50 · August 13, 2026 at 7:24 am
Given the vast number of relatively rich liberal men in this country, it’s not a bad attempt. Some people DO win the lottery.