This comment wins the Internet today:
So @ATFHQ, do I have to actually cut my dick off to get supplies like this, or can I fake it? Just talk with a gay lisp for a little bit and casually mention I’m on SSRI’s? How does this work?
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WDS · July 2, 2026 at 10:39 am
Probably met some random guys masquerading as they/thems in an internet chat room.
JimmyPx · July 2, 2026 at 12:19 pm
I hate that the truth about so much has been admitted but people don’t believe it.
The Nazis in WWII discovered a technique where in certain people you can split their personality and in the new personality create an assassin while the main personality knows none of this.
Those Nazi “scientists” then came to the US under Project Paper Clip and after its founding worked for the CIA and taught these methods.
Thus it is done all of the time that some poor messed up schmo goes to a psychiatrist for help.
This shrink is secretly working for the CIA and between various techniques and drugs, they create what people call a “wind up toy”, an assassin ready to go.
Much of this officially came out during the Church Committee hearings in Congress in the 1970s.
To see it fictionally, watch the Mel Gibson movie Conspiracy Theory as his character is a wind up toy.
Anyhow, be a wind up toy and Uncle Sugar will provide you with top of the line weaponry for your “mission”. The problem is the wind up toys are inherently unstable people (why they went to the shrink in the first place) thus they sometimes go off the rails before their “mission” is activated.
ghostsniper · July 2, 2026 at 2:56 pm
$1,000.00 says it’s all fake, one way or another.
They need to get some new material.
Treefarmer · July 2, 2026 at 8:32 pm
It loooks like stuff from a Termintor movie to me. But what do I know? I’m a revolver, lever action, AK kinda guy.
Himself · July 3, 2026 at 7:32 am
Hell, that’s me every single time.
The worst was that freak that shot up a school in Uvalde. I got a good job, low expenses, and I’d still have issues buying a Daniel Defense gun that the freak managed to buy working at Wendys.
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