Don't put it in the barracks…. its not a condom Marines!!! ARE YOU LISTENING!?!? Don't put your…… fuck it they will do it anyways…
— Habitual Linecrosser (@HLC_actual) October 19, 2025
So there’s this crusty old Sergeant Major and he’s really tense and uptight. One night he’s at a military ball and this beautiful young woman comes up to him and says “Sergeant Major, you look Read more…
A man enters a bar carrying a monkey. The monkey begins running around the bar, making a general and complete nuisance of itself. Finally, the monkey jumps up on the billiard table, picks up the Read more…
People in comments are screaming that it’s racist. Remember, you get the most Flak when you are over the target. Maybe some fat Shamekas eating fried chicken while fighting at a Carnival cruise or a Read more…