Portland residents ask the police, “Are we a lawless city?” Of course you are. What did you think would happen when you got rid of the police? Dumbasses.
Presidency
The following hashtags appear as the top ones in the USA:
- #poopypantsBiden
- #poopgate
- and my favorite, #shartweek
Why? Because the current rumor is that his meeting with the Pope ran so long due to Biden shitting himself.
Humor
Rittenhouse memes
Since the trial starts today, I thought I would share some pretty funny memes. I need to use them up before they are no longer relevant, so here:
Blog News
From the past
I was going through old posts, and I found a pretty funny one: How to simulate Paramedic life, from 2010. It’s pretty hilarious.
Have your mother-in-law write down everything she’s going to do for the day, then have her make you stand in the back yard at 7am and read it to you.
economics
They lied
Just recently, the press was busy covering us in lies by claiming that increases to the minimum wage wouldn’t increase prices.
The minimum wage in Florida recently saw its first increase on the way to the new $15 an hour wage, as did many other states. Now we are seeing stories about restaurant chains who are increasing prices. The wages are hurting profits, and more price increases are on the way. By March, McDonald’s prices were up 6% year over year, with another 3 to 4% increase coming in the next quarter.
COVID
Let’s make it worse
The American Ambulance Association warns Congress that the “nation’s EMS system is facing a crippling workforce shortage, a long-term problem that has been building for more than a decade. It threatens to undermine our emergency 9-1-1 infrastructure”
So what are we doing about it? Firing them because they won’t take the jab. Yeah, that will fix everything. While we are at it, let’s do the same to hospital workers. After all, it was just weeks ago that we were complaining the hospitals were overwhelmed, so we can fix that by crippling them.
Uncategorized
Appropriate
A teacher in Osceola county is in hot water for making several third grade boys clean a dirty bathroom as punishment. Now this initially makes you think that the teacher was being unreasonable, until you find out that the mess that they boys were made to clean up was made by the boys in the first place.
That isn’t a punishment, that is called making it right. you destroyed the bathroom, so now you get to clean up after yourself. The parents didn’t think so:
“I wouldn’t punish my child like that, and I wouldn’t expect the school to do that either,” parent Gustavo Serrano said. “It was too far, it was definitely too far.”
That is part of the problem right there.
The Collapse
Power
The BLM cofounder who used donation money to buy a handful of mansions? She has been appointed as an LA county commissioner.
“I plan on advocating for the full support of Black creatives across my beautiful ass city!”
Rigging the vote
How long?
At least a quarter of the nation thinks that elections are rigged. How long can a nation continue like this?