President Potato’s administration announced that they will be distributing crack pipes with taxpayer money. No word on how many of them will be received by America’s most famous crackhead, Hunter Biden.

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Distract and Destroy · February 7, 2022 at 7:42 pm

Too lazy for a tire pressure gauge?
That is seriously lethargic and clocked out.
CCP laughs at how easy it was to own the Chiquitastan.

Beans · February 8, 2022 at 5:47 am

The government will use the money to hire people and pay consultants and maybe get NASA to design one, or Boeing or Lock-Mart at $5,000 a piece and 10 will be distributed to centers as an example and none will ever get to the street.

It’s the Kleptocracy way, after all.

Crack pipes for all, but you gunnies, you have to pay and pay and pay and have your rights more and more restricted.

Clown world indeed.

SiG · February 8, 2022 at 9:43 am

On a different note from Beans’ take, which is absolutely right, when I saw this story I thought it was the Onion, or the Babylon Bee. I had to conclude it was real.

The problem is the old law of fiction that says “fiction has to make sense; real life doesn’t.”

Bear Claw · February 8, 2022 at 2:13 pm

They are just selling Hunters collection

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