LOL.
Orange ones boost natural night vision and prevent scurvy.
The red ones make you faster.
Purple ones make you invisible
I don’t make the rules
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The snark that I am seeing on Social Media is top notch. Go and read the entire thing. The replies are pure gold. (Embedding Twitter is still not working)
2 Comments
Bad Dancer · November 8, 2024 at 9:46 pm
Haha! Someone is my kind of nerd with the go faster and invisible ones. Well played.
Aesop · November 13, 2024 at 2:34 am
The purple ones taste like purple. Ask me how I know.
When I was in, the platoon sergeant found a company that made bubble gum that looked like crayons.
He bought a ton, and we were in the field for the Birthday, when he passed them out.
Bn CO came out on a visit, saw guys eating crayons, was told what was going on, cracked up, got back in his jeep laughing and drove away.