I will admit that I have been a bit MIA around here lately. That’s because of the pool project. We contracted the building of the pool, deck, and birdcage to a company. The landscaping and irrigation were our responsibility. We went through a 57 day delay because we had problems getting a building permit.

Once we finally got our permit, the pool company was here the next day, and the pool was complete 57 days later. We couldn’t be happier with the progress. There is a 30 day wait between getting the pool done and the final inspection. What we didn’t know was that irrigation, grading, and landscaping is part of that inspection. That means we are in a bit of a crunch to get it all done.

I rented a trencher and dug trenches for drainage and irrigation. That was the part that put me in the hospital because I tried to do it all in a single day to save some cash on the renal charges. I learned my lesson there. When we get hot, we take a break and sit in the pool for an hour or so.

Then I installed underground drainage lines to direct rain runoff from the gutters away from the house. I really like those, because they run about 30 feet away from the house to an automatic valve that opens when it’s raining.

Then I ran 4 zones of irrigation lines, planting 40 sprinkler heads so that everything within 35 feet of the house and pool gets irrigated, especially the plants we are putting around the pool.

Then the barrier lines for the robotic lawnmower went in around the edges of the back of the property. I don’t like mowing the backyard because it’s so large, so it was that or a riding mower. The cost was the same, only I don’t have to mow now.

Once those were in, I put edgers around the house to create a 2 foot barrier between the lawn and the house, so that the weedeater won’t damage the paint. Then the plants got put in, with some of them being large enough to keep nosy people from seeing us in the pool.

I also had to replace the tree in the front of the house, a 12 foot tall Crepe Myrtle.

After all of that was done, we put down 2200 pounds of mulch in all of the planter beds. We finally finished all of that today. Now we are waiting on sod.

I am paying a crew to come in and lay the sod, because that is hot, backbreaking labor, and it wasn’t that much more money than buying the sod and doing it ourselves.

While all of this was going on, I attended 3 days of classes, worked three days a week, and interviewed for two different jobs, as my contract with my current employer is ending soon, making me an at will employee.

All in all, it was a harder project than I thought, but it did save us quite a bit of money. It would have cost us about $10,000. All of that wound up costing about $4,000, with the biggest two expenses being 2,200 pounds of mulch and having 4 pallets of sod laid.

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10 Comments

Donnie Evans · June 8, 2025 at 9:19 pm

Florida without a pool is H E Double Hockeysticks On Earth.

Elrod · June 9, 2025 at 6:45 am

Easy for me to say because I no longer live in the Surburbs of Hell – aka “Central Florida”- but I found a Camelback very useful as long as I remembered to 1) fill it; 2) wear it; 3) actually use it. All that said, there is still a “:personal abuse limit” to which one must pay close attention despite going through lots of water or Pedialyte.

Tom235 · June 9, 2025 at 7:28 am

Better to be busy than bored

Brother john · June 9, 2025 at 8:38 am

“I rented a trencher and dug trenches for drainage and irrigation. That was the part that put me in the hospital because I tried to do it all in a single day to save some cash on the renal charges.”

Given your level of dehydration, an ironic typo, no?

    Divemedic · June 9, 2025 at 9:04 am

    LOL, yes it was

    Ccbb · June 9, 2025 at 2:41 pm

    Pics or it didn’t happen

Tsgt Joe · June 9, 2025 at 9:39 am

Hope you are fully recovered. I dont know how you, old guy that you are, could hope to put in a full day in the florida sun.

    Divemedic · June 9, 2025 at 9:41 am

    I work until about 11 am. Then I go inside, rinse off, and spend the next 2 hours in the pool before heading inside for lunch and a nap.

    The afternoon siesta is a Mexican custom I can truly get behind.

CelticGirl424 · June 10, 2025 at 10:37 pm

Birdcage??

Are you doing chlorine or ‘salt water’ (really more like saline) for the pool?
My parents converted theirs to salt and we all love it.

    Divemedic · June 10, 2025 at 11:25 pm

    Salt water pool. Such pools use a chlorine generator to convert salt (NaCl) to chlorine ions, which then become the biocide that keeps pool water clean.

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