Adding Skills Can Hurt Sometimes

Now that I have completed my latest degree, our move, and my rental has tenants again, I now find myself in possession of spare time. I decided to fill some of that time by taking up Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. The gym that I joined lets you attend unlimited sessions for $200 per month, with an extra $100 if you want to add Muay Thai. The two together are what comprises MMA. There is no contract, it is a simple month to month deal.

For now, I signed up for the BJJ, with the intention of adding the Muay Thai at a later date. There are two types of classes: one group practices with the intent of competition, the other with the intent of self defense. Different approaches. There are different classes at different times each day, so you can go every day, if you so choose.

I have only gone to a couple of classes so far. The classes in the middle of the day are small, with the instructor and just three or four students. They last 90 minutes, and we spend most of the class mastering a move and the counter for it. We end each class by sparring in 5 minute rounds. (Called ‘rolling’ in BJJ). The rules for rolling are simple:

  • No striking. That includes knees, feet, hands.
  • No gouging of eyes, or grabbing the throat.
  • No genital strikes.
  • Nothing that is intended to injure or disable your opponent. This isn’t a street fight, its practice.

It makes the fight purely one of strength, endurance, and skill. Skill is a HUGE part, and a good fight is like a chess match. Move, countermove. The more skill the two fighters have, the faster and more complicated the ordeal.

Today, I was matched up with a 20 something year old who had more experience with MMA, but was about 70 pounds lighter than I am. I am very flexible and I weigh over 200 pounds, so I have advantages there. He was younger and more skilled, so there were his advantages. It turns out that his biggest advantage was endurance.

He made first contact, and I managed to throw him to the mat and land on him before he could react. I had him pinned and kept my base wide, so he couldn’t reverse or throw me off. He tried several joint locks and throws, but I was stronger than he was and kept him pinned for the next 3 and a half minutes. Then he managed to reverse before pinning me to the mat and I had to tap out. He was surprised that I was strong and flexible enough to get out of most of the holds he tried to use. In the end, he just outlasted me because my endurance ran out.

It was a lot of fun, but was very tiring. I was completely out of breath by the end of the five minutes.

By the time I got home, the right side of my chest hurts every time I move. It hurts to breathe, to bend over, and it’s even somewhat uncomfortable to type this post.

I really hope I didn’t break a rib. Even if I am still hurting, I will still go tomorrow. Today’s biggest lesson was that I need to do more cardio. I am going to work on that.

This is why Gun Control Won’t Work

A group of fifth grade students were on a tour of the Rock Island Police Department. Students were allowed to step inside a holding cell when one of them pushed on a pillow and felt the presence of a handgun hidden inside. The student alerted staff who immediately took possession of the weapon. The gun was unloaded, and a check of the serial number determined that it had been stolen during a burglary in 2022.

If the police can’t even prevent people from getting a gun while in jail, where everyone and everything is searched when entering, then how can they prevent criminals from getting guns? Even if they turn the entire nation into a prison, criminals will still be able to get guns.

Terrorism

Florida Highway Patrol arrested 3 people for blocking exit 67 from Interstate 4 on Saturday afternoon. They (and one other) parked across all three lanes of the exit at about 5 pm, holding up “Free Palestine” signs and covering their faces with keffiyehs. The exit that they blocked is heavily trafficked, as it is the main entrance to the Disney complex just to the southwest of Orlando.

One of those arrested was 26 year old Isabella Giannosa. Since the address listed in the booking report is in Oveido, she is likely a student at the University of Central Florida. She looks like you would expect, kind of like Radar O’Reilly’s illegitimate child.

The second one arrested was 24 year old Jenni Nguyen lives in Winter Garden. She is the “Reproductive Justice Coordinator” for Florida Access Network, who calls themselves the only “queer and bipoc abortion provider” in Florida.

Here she is at an Orange County commission meeting back in November.

The third arrestee was My Donga Truong, also 24 years old and living in Oviedo.

Reports are that at some point, a motorist confronted them and threatened to thrash them within an inch of their lives, so they moved over a bit and let that guy through.

The left keeps insisting that this is peaceful protesting. Bullshit. There are only two ways to secure someone’s cooperation: voluntary agreement, or coercion. By physically blocking the road, you are using coercion. That is not peaceful, that is force. However, you don’t have to respond to these retards by using a violent response. The idiots are blocking the pavement, but they have left plenty of nice, fresh grass to simply drive around their stupid roadblock.

If they then try to jump in front of my car to hold me prisoner, then there will be a more forceful response from me. It won’t even involve a firearm. Just a gas pedal.

Police and Crime

I am sure by now you have all seen the video of the guy in NYC who kidnapped a woman by throwing a belt over her head before raping her:

When the cops caught him, they had to keep the crowds from lynching him on the spot:

I have been saying for awhile, the true purpose of the police isn’t to collect fines. It isn’t to solve crimes and punish criminals. The true purpose of the police is to ensure that accused criminals get a fair trial. When people think that the legal and justice system have failed, they will take care of the criminals themselves.

Dumb Statements Overheard in the ED This Week

The guy that came in with a gunshot wound to his left hand: “I pulled out the clip and checked the chamber it looked empty. When I pulled the trigger, it went off. I guess there was a second round in the chamber.”

Triage nurse: “That’s not how that works.”


A woman has her two kids with her. One called the other “gay.” The mother, indignant, told the daughters: “Don’t talk like that, it’s offensive. Your uncle is gay, and when you say things like that, you sound like Donald Trump.”


Nurse to the cop who was involved in a pretty bad crash in his patrol car: “Were you wearing a seatbelt?”

Cop: “No. I don’t care that you know, they are going to find the ‘seatbelt dinger preventer’ that is in the seatbelt latch, anyway”

I guess some people ARE above the law. I wonder how many seatbelt tickets he has written.

Incompetence Should Hurt

Tulsa police raid wrong house. Let’s remove qualified immunity and require police to carry malpractice insurance, like I must do. A million in malpractice insurance costs me less than $200 a year.

Also, look at this stupid stack. This is what a group of people who are not expecting, or have no experience with, taking actual, hostile fire. They way that they are bunched up, all of them could be taken out with a couple of guys armed with battle rifles. That body armor won’t stand up to sustained .308 fire.

Oh, No!

I received some tragic news this morning by email. It appears that the bastards at my HR department began firing people here at AreaOcho this morning.

Dear divemedic,

Good Day,

Find below names of staff whose employment has been terminated with immediate effect.
Please find attached
<file attached that I will not link to or click on>

Kindly note that henceforth they should not be copied in all email correspondences.

Find where your name falls and comply accordingly.

Thanks and regards,
areaocho.com Human Resources
HR/payroll Manager

This comes as quite a shock to all of us here at AreaOcho. The employees that were let go will be sorely missed, but I want my readers to know that it will no affect posting or operations here at AreaOcho headquarters.