Humor

That chick is going to get shot in the FUPA. Master Ken is more believable.

Youtube morons are now hiring violent bodyguards so they can step up their bullshit to get more views.

Are you wanting to play a prank or get revenge on someone? Sign them up for a quote on a new roof, a solar system, or do what we did when I was younger: sign them up for every gay mailing list you can find. Nothing is more irritating than tons of sales calls for butt plugs and home improvement companies.

Seen in Georgia.

That’s some redneck shit right there

As of Friday while I am writing this, I have nothing for you today. I am spending the day on Saturday with my grandchildren and won’t have time to write a post for Sunday. So I will leave you with a dad joke:

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye. I broke up with her because I found out she was seeing someone on the side…

The story is here. I have been tempted to do this a time or two, myself.

Now that Australia has all of that gun control.

Burglar: (breaks in)

Homeowner: (putting on condom) You just broke into the wrong house.

You too can buy your very own government surveillance van for only $20k. Bonus if you install a WiFi router and give it the SSID of Surveillance van #17.

EDITED TO ADD: Damn. Borepatch beat me to it.

I’m thinking about adding Captcha to filter out Spam comments.