Now that Australia has all of that gun control.
Burglar: (breaks in)
Homeowner: (putting on condom) You just broke into the wrong house.
Humor
Spygear
You too can buy your very own government surveillance van for only $20k. Bonus if you install a WiFi router and give it the SSID of Surveillance van #17.
EDITED TO ADD: Damn. Borepatch beat me to it.
Crime
21 Jump Street
After reading this story at Gunfreezone, this sis the first thing that came to mind…
Antigun
He Means It!!
The quote of the day, the one that made me LOL was this one:
“Oh no, there’s an angry marching band outside my house! They demand that I hand over my guns or they won’t stop playing John Philip Souza!”
“What are you going to do?”
“I don’t know. Turn on the sprinklers? They’ll get tired eventually.”
Mike Kupari
Anti American left
Hahaha
It probably isn’t constitutional and most likely won’t pass, but Republicans in the Florida Senate have proposed a bill that would outlaw any political party that actively had a platform supporting slavery. The only party in Florida that supported slavery is the Democrat party.
It’s obvious that this is nothing more than a ploy to make sure people know that the Democratic party is the party of slavery and the KKK. It’s also pretty damned funny.
Food
Can I Eat Him?
If a deer attacks you on your own front porch, and it’s outside of hunting season, I would assume that it’s still lawful to shoot his ass. I’m sure a couple of handgun bullets to the cranium would take him down, no problem. (mute the audio. The woman screaming is annoying.)
My question here is: Would you then be permitted to add his meat to the freezer? Some venison steaks would be delicious!