The quote of the day, the one that made me LOL was this one:
“Oh no, there’s an angry marching band outside my house! They demand that I hand over my guns or they won’t stop playing John Philip Souza!”
“What are you going to do?”
“I don’t know. Turn on the sprinklers? They’ll get tired eventually.”
Mike Kupari
It probably isn’t constitutional and most likely won’t pass, but Republicans in the Florida Senate have proposed a bill that would outlaw any political party that actively had a platform supporting slavery. The only party in Florida that supported slavery is the Democrat party.
It’s obvious that this is nothing more than a ploy to make sure people know that the Democratic party is the party of slavery and the KKK. It’s also pretty damned funny.
If a deer attacks you on your own front porch, and it’s outside of hunting season, I would assume that it’s still lawful to shoot his ass. I’m sure a couple of handgun bullets to the cranium would take him down, no problem. (mute the audio. The woman screaming is annoying.)
My question here is: Would you then be permitted to add his meat to the freezer? Some venison steaks would be delicious!
I just saw his post about the killer bomb robots of San Francisco. I would point out that I beat him to the punch, but JKB over at GFZ in 2017 was the one who first proposed arming SF robots so they could protect themselves from being sexually abused by the city’s homeless.
So when you get attacked by a fear crazed, killer attack robot bomb who is claiming that he was just standing his ground, remember whose fault it is!
(For those of you with no sense of humor, this is satire and I am just pulling the legs of AWA, JKB, and Miguel. I swear that today’s headlines seem more like satire than actual satire does)
JKB over at GunFreeZone warns that many bad guys are wearing body armor. That’s what I have been saying. So do it like this:
LOL. “You shot me in the dick! I think the bullet came out my asshole!”
The Onion’s headline from 2017:
This is where the FBI got the idea for the Mar a Lago raid.
I saw this over at Knuckledragger’s place, and this quote jumped out at me:
Ro Malabanan, who has a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and a yellow belt in judo, was walking to his boxing instructor job last Wednesday morning
all I could think of was this:
Scientists have announced that animals can breath through their anus. I can believe it, because the left has been talking out of their ass for decades.
With that in mind, I am working on a new first aid class. It’s still in the early stages, but I will let you know when I have more.
No, not like that…
