A woman walks up to you and pretends that you are her boyfriend so she can use you to get rid of some guy who is scaring her because he is talking to her and she doesn’t find him to be attractive. This video is clearly staged, as I have seen better acting from the pizza delivery guy in a 70’s porno:
There are only three possibilities here:
- He is just a guy with no game, but she wants to use you to get rid of him because she doesn’t find him attractive. In this case, she is in no danger, he is harmless, and she is wasting your time.
- He really is dangerous, meaning that not only is he a danger to her, he is also a danger to you. Getting rid of him may involve you in a situation that would require you to spend money for a lawyer, a doctor, or worse. What are the odds that she will pay your legal or medical bills when this goes pear shaped?
- This is a classic honeypot- they are both accomplices, she is the distraction from what he is about to do, and they are about to rob your ass.
Why would you get involved here? There is no upside for you and tons of possible down sides. I don’t know her, there is no crime happening, and why should I go around playing freelance bodyguard without compensation?
I was not put on this earth to be your free security team. Look, if I saw the dude attacking, raping, or hurting you, it might be a different story, but I am not here to serve as your employee. Helping this woman would be a great idea, if we were living in a functional society. The problem is that we aren’t, and getting involved in this means risking your life, your welfare, and your freedom.
7 Comments
Birdog357 · September 10, 2024 at 6:25 am
I thought they were choosing the bear…?
Elrod · September 10, 2024 at 7:28 am
OK, DM, so how would you handle this?
(I know how I would, it would involve stepping back several feet to gain operating space, very loud, very rude language, threats to call the cops for my being assaulted and vacating the immediate area rikki-tik. I’m also always armed, suspicious AF, and don’t trust anyone in public, especially a random attractive female – or anyone else, for that matter – who pretends to know me, so there’s that.)
GuardDuck · September 10, 2024 at 9:15 am
Yeah, I’m with you.
My first reaction is option 3, as I’m generally going to be suspicious of the motives for any woman approaching an ugly ass guy like me anyway.
Also, after having spent 15+ years professionally as people’s ‘knight in armor’ tends to awaken one to all the bullshit stories and angles they have.
Anonymous · September 10, 2024 at 9:24 am
Woman could have been carrying a handgun, told the stalker goodbye, and backed it up all the way through the court case where she loses her house to pay the legal bills. Instead she played let’s-you-and-him-fight.
WallPhone · September 10, 2024 at 10:00 am
Any FMM triangle is ripe for the “Let’s you and him fight” trope.
https://ericberne.com/games-people-play/lets-you-and-him-fight/
Exile1981 · September 10, 2024 at 1:55 pm
Option 3 was my 1st suspicion.
I assumed they were a team.
Back away telling her you dont know her and that if she touches you in anyway charges will be filed.
Univ of Saigon 68 · September 10, 2024 at 7:42 pm
Yeah, who’s holding the cell phone camera?