Take 6 black men, a Muslim, a Black woman, and Asian woman, and a white woman. Put them in an isolated research station on Antarctica. What could go wrong?

That’s right- violent crime is up 100% across the entire continent. The only white woman within thousands of miles has been raped and is calling for help that can’t arrive for another six months. There have been assaults, death threats, and there is even a report that someone’s bike has been stolen. (OK, maybe not the last one.)

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28 Comments

anon · March 20, 2025 at 8:55 am

Nobody cares, but my advice to the poor, poor ignorant white woman:
‘Take a short walk. it won’t last long, You’ll be dead before six months is up, anyway.’
Lunacy.

    Jen · March 20, 2025 at 6:38 pm

    I wondered about that crew. All the news reports posted old pictures of previous years’ teams, all whytte, incidentally, and not the current group. I thought that was suspicious.

    John in Indy · March 20, 2025 at 7:44 pm

    Me earlier comment, which ended in “I suspect it was them again, BooBoo”, was written before I read on another site that the expedition was sponsored by South Africa.
    My comments about psych stability checks before sending them our referred to American / Western standards.
    Murphy was watching these folk F up.

    Lineman · March 20, 2025 at 10:32 pm

    Here you can tell her yourself…
    geomarr@sarao.ac.za

JC · March 20, 2025 at 10:37 am

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

J J · March 20, 2025 at 11:19 am

South Africa has a base in Antarctica? Who would have imagined such a thing?

Alex Lund · March 20, 2025 at 11:45 am

Let me guess: If the situation were reversed the cops would be already flown in – regardless of weather / storm etc – and the perpetrators already arrested.

SoCoRuss · March 20, 2025 at 11:46 am

Dam, that took a while to stop laughing after reading but now,

This is clearly nothing but racist and white supremacy lies done to keep the poor Negros down. They are just down there to build another Wakanda to escape the evil white peoples injustice and need willing and stupid liberal white women to do their proper job of being a breeding partner and sandwich maker and nothing else…

But, in all truth, you go down there with 6 black guys and a muslim, what the fuck do you expect? Guess her Mandingo fantasy and diversity utopia didn’t work out too well. Its her problem not ours, enjoy the next 6 months you commie bitch.
This worked out just as well as all the cute European white girls that welcomed all the African invaders at the train stations. Same comments then, you asked to be raped so enjoy it. Don’t forget lube is on sale now at Boots Unlimited buy it up and stack it deep you are gonna need lots,Kafir…..

Big Ruckus D · March 20, 2025 at 12:01 pm

Ok, first of all the lone white women in this group is a moron for placing herself in such a scenario to begin with. That isn’t victim blaming, that’s common sense. Secondly, where did they find six brothas who were willing to go to Antarctica for an extended stay? It’s colder than a sumbitch down there, and the entire setup somehow seems unlikely.

@HomeInSC · March 20, 2025 at 12:14 pm

OK, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t an Antarctica tour something generally reserved for competent scientist? These are generally folks who have a little more self-control, a little more rationality than the average bear.

How did all those gang-bangers and a jihadi get picked?

Wait, wait, don’t tell me: DEI!

The US mitary could probably get in there, execute the bangers, and bring home two women.

I see massive lawsuits ahead.

    Rick · March 21, 2025 at 10:03 pm

    The muzzle didn’t know rape is forbidden. He’s free to go.

    This is a S’africa facility, Boo boos have rights, wytes do not have rights. They’re are free to go.

    The wyte slut is charged with disrupting social harmony, inciting crimes, lying about the brothers, and more. She is fined and sentenced to prison.

LoL No · March 20, 2025 at 12:44 pm

Interesting. How many facilities do we have down there? I have a neighbor couple (both white) doing a 6 month stretch in Antarctica, currently. Neither of them appear in these photos…

    Exile1981 · March 21, 2025 at 1:23 pm

    The US has McMurdo sound and 3 others and a bunch of stations not occupied during winter, plus possibly 2 off books sites.
    Russian has a couple, UK a couple, new zealand has 3 but 1 is attached to McMurdo, Australia 1. Etc. last i heard there was almost 100 different international facilities in Antarctica. It is also their winter right now.

      LoL No · March 22, 2025 at 10:06 am

      Thanks, Exile. That’s a bunch more installations than I figured.

Stealth Spaniel · March 20, 2025 at 2:12 pm

The South African crew of three women and six men includes a doctor who has her own skincare brand, a deputy team leader who assisted in making a short horror movie during a previous stint at the station, several engineers and a meteorologist, reported The New York Post. THESE are scientists?? Standards really have fallen in education.

Matt · March 20, 2025 at 3:16 pm

If I was going to die anyway Id burn the whole place to the ground first. If Im gonna die they’re gonna die. You’d be doing society a favor.

Grumpy51 · March 20, 2025 at 3:21 pm

Color me shocked……

John in Indy · March 20, 2025 at 4:18 pm

A scientist friend who did several seasons at a larger base in Antarctica said that in his time, everyone had to do in-depth psych interviews to be sure that they were reasonable people who were self-controlled.
The article didn’t say, but I guess that it was them again, BooBoo.

Don Curton · March 20, 2025 at 4:29 pm

“Scientists”.

chief · March 20, 2025 at 5:09 pm

Is it them, again, Yogi?

It’s always them, Boo Boo.

Toxic Deplorable B Woodman · March 20, 2025 at 7:08 pm

Ummmm….are people going to Antarctica frisked and inspected for “contraband” ( i.e., guns & ammo)?
Too little, too late, for de whyte womman, but good info to know for another time.

Dan D. · March 20, 2025 at 7:36 pm

You know, a space alien could solve this situation in a week or so. Especially if they have some sled dogs.

Leave The World Behind · March 20, 2025 at 10:00 pm

A fundamental transformation into a steaming fourth world turd?
Yes we can!

Skyler the Weird · March 20, 2025 at 10:41 pm

Is this a South African Antarctic Research station? That Dutch girl should’ve stayed home.

    Botan · March 21, 2025 at 2:38 pm

    FYI – Her name may be Dutch BUT South Africa was a Dutch colony. The Dutch control of the Cape Colony lasted until 1795 when it was taken over by the British, and again from 1803 to 1806 before being permanently ceded to Britain in 1814.

      Skyler the Weird · March 22, 2025 at 9:19 pm

      I know the Boers are Dutch. Pre 1990s all the South African scientists would have been Boers or of British descent.

Elrod · March 21, 2025 at 3:56 am

Was no information available about the “team composition” available prior to deployment ?

Were information about whom was going, and that communal imprisonment with no relief possible (that’s really what it is) for six months would occur, prudence would dictate a revision to one’s plans. Unless one’s “committment to science” constituted self-blindness about how things would inevitably play out.

If under an obligatory contract, a pre-arranged “medical emergency” (have a friendly doctor on tap who can order hospitalization) might save the day.

Beaner49 · March 21, 2025 at 6:36 am

Just a quick read of the names of the crew members should have been a clue.

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