Dear Liberals

Before you ban guns, please remember that many of the people that you are planning on coming after have been professional killers for decades. Years ago, I got an offer to work for Blackwater. I turned it down. Several of my friends did not. They spent the next 24 months in Iraq and Afghanistan as contractors. In case you don’t know, that is a government euphemism for mercenaries. They were killing Taliban for fun and profit.

Pick this fight, and these professional killers will bring a war to your doorstep the likes of which this nation hasn’t seen in a century and a half.

Women and men?

The President says that there is not one thing that a man can do, that a woman cannot do better. Not one.

So I guess that is why the US Army has made passing their physical fitness test easier, now allowing “planking” because pull ups and leg tucks were too difficult for women.

What a douche

An employee of Peachtree City’s A OK Walker Autoworks quit in November. His former boss was not happy about it, and refused to issue the final paycheck. After months of back and forth, the employee went to the Georgia Department of Labor and filed a complaint. Soon thereafter, the former employee found a mound of over 90,000 pennies on the end of his driveway with a pay stub on top. The pennies had all been covered in grease.

The owner of the garage refuses to admit that he was the one who did it, but the business posted this on their social media page:

I am certain that this guy is a great boss, and it was a joy to work there. If this is the childish and vindictive way he treats former employees, just imagine how well he treats his customers.

Since he is now not admitting that the grease soaked pennies were his doing, I would guess that he still owes the employee his final paycheck.

Mass shooter stopped?

There are stories all over mainstream media about the man in Atlanta who was arrested in a Publix grocery store while in possession of an AR15, a shotgun, and half a dozen handguns. Reading all of the stories made me realize that something was odd about all of them.

Then I found it. It took a lot of searching, but I finally found the entire story. Here is a picture of the suspect:

Never mind, nothing to see here. It wasn’t a white guy, so that isn’t a story. Isn’t that odd, that big media always leaves race out of the story, unless the criminal is a white man?

The funny part here is that this man may not have committed a crime. He has a concealed weapons permit, and at least one version of the story says that police were called only after a man saw him with an AR15 in a bathroom stall. He was only charged with “Reckless Conduct,” which seems like a bullshit charge designed to allow the cops to confiscate his property.

Watch out for informants

There are those out there who would call the FBI in a heartbeat to earn favor with the fibbies. There are gun laws coming- if you choose not to turn in all of your shit, beware those who would drop a dime on you in order to save their own skins.

It may even be a member of your own family. Be careful what you say, and who is listening when you say it.

China isn’t a race, dumbass

The media is accusing this cop of being a racist because he said the COVID-19 virus is from China. I have news for you: China isn’t a race. In fact, the people who live in China are from 56 different ethnicities and speak dozens of different languages.

In your rush to show how woke you are, you display your ignorance and prejudice. My theory is that you who are ‘woke’ are really the bigoted assholes, because you assume that anyone who isn’t like you is not as good as you, and thus deserves your protection.

and yes, COVID is a Chinese virus. It originated in China. Condescending Assholes.